Really Bad Anniversary Gift Ideas

This exercise device promises to help your sweetie get rid of her double chin and her unsightly neck folds. Make sure to point out to her just how many of her imperfections your gift will help clear up. Your wife will appreciate your thoughtful anniversary present! PRO TIP: bundle this nonsurgical face lift with some diet pills or perhaps a membership to a weight loss club. This is going to be an anniversary present she will never forget!    More ...

On your anniversary it is important to tell your lover just how important he or she is to you. Speak from the heart with this delightful collection of stories and quotes that are sure to tell your loved one exactly how you feel. PRO TIP: book a hotel room. You are going to need it!    More ...

What better way to tell your lover that he is well past his prime by buying him a bib to catch the drool from his toothless mouth. Your man will love you for this thoughtful anniversary present! If he even knows what day it is.    More ...

Your overweight spouse will appreciate this innovative way to lose weight. No more of that yo yo dieting. And they won't be able to eat as much, so next anniversary you can skip the expensive obligatory anniversary dinner! Make sure to point out to your honey just how much weight they will lose with this technique, and how all their flab will melt away. PRO TIP: as a nice love game on your anniversary you can practice drawing on her abdomen where the incisions will go with a felt marker - very sexy!    More ...

Does your loving husband always need to be reminded, just like a little child, that he needs to squeeze the damned toothpaste tube from the bottom up!? Well here is a neat invention that will help even the most moronic husband figure out how its done. Your hubby is sure to appreciate your passive aggressive nagging.    More ...

Is your husband or wife feeling a bit sad these days? Here is a gift that is sure to banish those unpleasant thoughts: give them this book of Eastern wisdom, full of great techniques on how to regain vitality and youth by expelling the "the dirty stickiness of his body". This is very sexy and will be sure to put your spouse in the mood.    More ...

Does your wife like stupid chick lit? Well, every once in a while you have to indulge her or else she isn't going to mop the floors and clean the toilets. So here is a book that she is bound to love. She will be wide eyed in amazement at how thoughtful you are!    More ...

If you want to make your anniversary date special, it helps to have the right music to get your partner in the mood. What could be more romantic than these romantic classics performed by vituoso chain saw players!    More ...

Is your wife sporting a moustache? Do you find it repulsive to kiss her hairy lips. Don't worry. She probably just hasn't noticed how much she has let her appearance slip. A helpful hint may help your hirsute wifey get back to being presentable. Buy her this effective lip hair remover.    More ..

These machine washable jeans will give your wifey an instant tummy tuck and help hide her flab. What could be a more romantic anniversary gift than this. Made in China for extra quality!    More ...